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 Today is "Ground Hog Day" at the Hines home. I do love me some pork sausage.
From Twitter, posted Tuesday, February 2, 2010 - 18:19.
 I'm asked where I get weird book ideas. Like most writers, I go to the secret bunker I've dug beneath an old slaughterhouse.
From Twitter, posted Friday, January 29, 2010 - 14:27.
 Asked to change my Twitter background to help Haiti. Because, you know, Twitter backgrounds provide food and medical care.
From Twitter, posted Monday, January 25, 2010 - 15:50.
 You'll come to a book signing when H*ll freezes? I'm at Sam's Club at noon, and it's blizzarding... http://is.gd/6Lbyn
From Twitter, posted Saturday, January 23, 2010 - 17:57.
 You'll come to a book signing when H*ell freezes? I'm at Sam's Club at noon, and it's blizzarding... http://is.gd/6Lbyn
From Twitter, posted Saturday, January 23, 2010 - 17:56.
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From delicious, posted Friday, January 22, 2010 - 18:57.
 I'm signing books at the grand opening of the Billings @samsclub this Saturday (friendlier than Fight Club): http://is.gd/6Lbyn
From Twitter, posted Thursday, January 21, 2010 - 21:58.
 Every time Smokey Bear says "only you can prevent forest fires," I think: man, why'd he have to pick me?
From Twitter, posted Wednesday, January 20, 2010 - 13:14.
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From delicious, posted Tuesday, January 19, 2010 - 20:30.
 @gyoung9751 Ha! I've had a few colas with peanuts. You got it.
From Twitter, posted Tuesday, January 19, 2010 - 15:59.
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10. Favorite cereal is "Kellogg's Raisin Brain."

9. Constantly tells everyone the Pixies' "Where is My Mind?" is the Best. Song. Ever.

8. Framed photo of George Romero on desk.

7. Consistently asks all employees: "Have you lost your mind?" Takes notes when they answer.

6. On tests for psychological profiles, answers "yes" to the question: "Are you a zombie?"

5. Complains that the brain on "Pinky and the Brain" is just a stupid mouse, and not really a brain.

4. Closest friends are vampires and werewolves.

3. Wears a "Got Brains?" tee shirt to the office on Casual Fridays.

2. Every time you ask for help on a project, answers by saying "That'll cost you a pound of flesh." Quickly presents a contract for your signature.

1. Always orders the "Brains & Eggs" special at Denny's.